How would you caption this Lancia Beta Scorpion press shot?
1970s / Caption contest / Italian / Lancia
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How would you caption this Lancia Beta Scorpion press shot?
Ran When Parked 
Well hey there. Check out our awesome 70’s hair, perfectly on-trend matching outfits and super-stylish Lancia Montecarlo.
Could we have a tow, please?
Better make this a quick exposure unless you want the Lancia looking like the salt-flat.
Hey Guess what? Burning Man has a “Cardboard Cut-out” theme camp this year. This display is titled “all coke and no wrenches will leave Jack without wenches”
I want to leave a snarky comment but this is possibly the greatest photograph ever. I would have this as a framed poster,above a bed with velvet cheetah-pattern sheets, softly illuminated by a lava lamp amplified by full-wall mirrors.
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